Do you ever feel like you're a minor character in your own life? Delivering your lines with oblivious self-importance, not realizing that you'll die in the next act, and offstage at that. Everyone else's life seems so much bigger than mine, tremendous with import. Maybe they're better at making theirs sound cool. They seem to be moving on to something, and I'm just here, doing this, whatever this is. Waiting to deliver my speech.